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After moving to New York City, a college student finds himself working for a mobster who kills and cooks endangered animals.

Join us as we chat about the history of wheeled luggage, tips for touring the Louvre, and BD Wong’s script demands. Then we find out if The Freshman stands the Test of Time.

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A demonic spirit possesses a young girl, and only two Catholic priests can save her.

Listen as we discuss the shittiest operating rooms in Brooklyn, the grossest moment in The Human Centipede, and the funniest line from Dianne Wiest. The power of Christ compels you to find out if The Exorcist stands the Test of Time.

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After inventing a teleportation device, a scientist accidentally combines his DNA with that of a house fly.

Listen as we chat about weird-looking newborns, the creatures that live in our eyebrows, and how talent can be sexy. Be afraid. Be very afraid as we find out if The Fly stands the Test of Time.

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A year after a deadly hit-and-run accident, four friends are stalked by a killer.

Special guest Mike Kahn returns to discuss our long-lost brother, TV shows to watch on the elliptical machine, and the trashier version of Maxim. Then we find out if I Know What You Did Last Summer stands the Test of Time.

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A wannabe musician works as a substitute teacher and shows his students how to rock.

Listen as we discuss a Battle of the Bands in the middle of the day, trying to impress Alan’s brother-in-law, and movies that the Oscars don’t care about. Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme, we’re finding out if School of Rock stands the Test of Time.

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Two brothers dream of opening a nightclub, but have no clue where to start.

Special guest Mark J. Parker from Release Date Rewind joins us to chat about getting a picture with Will Ferrell, Instagram likes from Molly Shannon, and tipping advice from Lorne Michaels. Bob your head to the beat as we find out if A Night at the Roxbury stands the Test of Time.

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Teenagers cruise around their Texas town on the last day of school.

Listen as we discuss our worst hazing experiences, chastity pledges that are downright lies, and the band James only knows from Guitar Hero. All right, all right, all right… we’re finding out if Dazed and Confused stands the Test of Time.

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A renegade police officer takes on an army of violent criminals.

Join us as we chat about single guys who bring puppies to bars, a weirdly edited robot montage, and what Thanos should have done with his snap. Then we find out if Cobra stands the Test of Time.

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Two American strangers find comfort and connection with one another in Japan.

Listen as we talk about pump-thrusting to The Loco-Motion, why bonus tracks are annoying on Spotify, and killing people with rocky road ice cream. Then we find out if Lost in Translation stands the Test of Time.

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A taekwondo instructor faces a series of personal and professional crises.

Join us as we discuss women who are impressed by nunchucks, what $10,000 worth of lumber looks like, and how it would feel to beat Michael Jordan at HORSE. Then we find out if The Foot Fist Way stands the Test of Time.

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Two beer-loving brothers get their dream jobs at a local brewery, where they quickly discover a sinister plot.

Listen as we chat about a very creepy statue, what Rick Moranis would be like as an uncle, and money bags filled with Canadian dollars. Then you hosers will find out if Strange Brew stands the Test of Time, eh?

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A lawyer’s life is ruined after he’s given footage that shows a congressman being murdered.

Special guest Jason Torres joins us to discuss harmless conspiracy theories, smoothies before dinner, and tough love from Chris Rock. Then we find out if Enemy of the State stands the Test of Time.

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A newly single man becomes friends with his cable installer, who turns out to be an unhinged stalker.

Join us as we discuss cutting class to hear the O.J. Simpson verdict, having a beer with a weirdo, and how answering machines would let you know if you were unloved. Then we find out if The Cable Guy stands the Test of Time.

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles must learn to fight as a team so they can defeat an ancient foe.

Listen as we chat about good-looking CGI rain, unnecessary origin stories, and how to be immortal on the down low. Then we find out if TMNT stands the Test of Time.

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Expert thieves try to steal millions of dollars in gold from the man who betrayed them.

Join us as we chat about villains named Steve, what Mini Coopers have in common with aioli, and why Vladimir Putin should have watched this movie. Then we find out if The Italian Job stands the Test of Time.

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Two friends have to transport a truckload of beer from Texas to Georgia in 28 hours, with the law chasing them every step of the way.

Listen as we chat about dentists named Dr. Teeth, song lyrics that are a hat on a hat, and the fastest hunk of junk on Long Island. We also share our thoughts on Back to the Future: The Musical before finding out if Smokey and the Bandit stands the Test of Time.

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A minor league hockey coach comes up with a strategy to save his team: brutal, unrelenting violence.

Listen as we discuss reasonably expensive hot dogs, aggressive guys in glasses, and weird 1970’s undergarments. Then we find out if Slap Shot stands the Test of Time.

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An 11-year-old gets his hands on one million dollars and starts living large.

Listen as we chat about castles in homeowners association communities, software that teaches you how to make love to your wife, and how not to pronounce Tone Loc. We also discuss this movie’s super creepy kiss before finding out if Blank Check stands the Test of Time.

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Indiana Jones teams up with his father to find the holy grail of ancient artifacts: the actual Holy Grail.

Special guests Shahir Daud and Matt Kroll from The Only Podcast About Movies join us to talk about the real threat of ninjas, Harrison Ford’s broken smile, and sex-positive Nazis. Choose wisely and listen to us find out if Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stands the Test of Time.

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To save a village, Indiana Jones must recover a sacred stone from human-sacrificing cultists.

Special guest Bruce Edwards joins us to chat about covers for book reports, Lao Che’s insurance fraud, and this movie’s most realistic character. Listen for fortune and glory, and to find out if Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom stands the Test of Time.

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An archaeologist searches for the Ark of the Covenant, hoping to prevent it from falling into Nazi hands.

Special guest Matt from Good Movie, Bad Movie and Season 14, Time for a Podcast joins us to discuss what a melting face really looks like, when Sliders went off the rails, and why The Big Bang Theory’s theory about this movie is wrong. Then us top men find out if Raiders of the Lost Ark stands the Test of Time.

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Two friends who are desperate for money open a revenge-for-hire business.

Listen as we chat about small-town prostitutes, bribery on transplant committees, and if two adverbs cancel each other out. Then we decide if Dirty Work stands the Test of Time.

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Teenagers look for love, sex, and revenge at an epic post-graduation party.

Listen as we talk about Vitamin C remixes, decent word play for a kindergartener, and parents who can’t be bothered to drive their kids to a train station. Then we find out if Can’t Hardly Wait stands the Test of Time.

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A princess who lives under the sea falls in love with a human, and desperately wants to be part of his world.

Listen as we chat about a magic-proof contract, a brutal comeuppance for a chef, and what Disney has in common with the American auto industry. Then us poor unfortunate souls find out if The Little Mermaid stands the Test of Time.

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