A podcast that asks: do the movies we love still hold up today?
A pair of basketball players try to hustle their way to easy money and rebound (sorry) their lives.
Special guest Daron from the Board Games are for Losers podcast joins us to talk about the stupidest sports-related injury ever, the “your mom” insult that’s actually a compliment, and where you can find a Sizzler in 2020. Then we decide if White Men Can’t Jump stands the Test of Time.
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Hello, Test of Time listeners. What’s happening? Ummmm, we’re going to need you to go ahead and listen to this podcast, where we talk about a hilarious curb stomp, the worst thing about DVDs, and how a secret handshake can save your job.
Yeah, that’d be great, if you could just join us as we find out if Office Space stands the Test of Time. Mkay?
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The Hebrew people are enslaved in Egypt, until a man named Moses sets them free.
This week, we talk about a divine Brooklyn accent, the rules of the “killing the firstborn” plague, and Charlton Heston doing mixed martial arts. We also discuss our plans for virtual Seders before finding out if The Prince of Egypt stands the Test of Time.
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While the men of America are off fighting in World War II, a women’s baseball league entertains the nation.
This week, we talk about why kids hate turf fields, how Coca-Cola can cure alcoholism, and when there *is* crying in baseball. Join us for our very first social distancing episode, as we find out if A League of Their Own stands the Test of Time.
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An evil spirit plans to rid the world of caring. Luckily, there’s a group of adorable bears who won’t let that happen!
This week, we discuss the physics of a town built in the clouds, what the Care Bear stare has in common with the Death Star, and the wrong way to spell fettuccine. We also threaten a bunch of unoriginal jerks who totally ripped us off, then we find out if The Care Bears Movie stands the Test of Time.
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Powerful underground creatures go on a killing spree, and only the residents of a small desert town can stop them.
This week, we discuss people who hope for a zombie apocalypse, the popularity of pogo sticks, and what exactly “dehydration” means. We also talk about the one word that can kill a sequel at the box office before finding out if Tremors stands the Test of Time.
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Before he was the self-proclaimed “King of All Media,” Howard Stern was just a young man who dreamed of becoming a famous DJ.
This week, we discuss Stern’s laserdisc sales, if Tiny Tim went to the MTV Music Awards, and the funniest joke about pussy willows. We also switch up the Star Wars movie titles before deciding if 1997’s Private Parts stands the Test of Time.
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A hotshot lawyer takes on a case that could define his career… but it just might change everything he believes in first.
This week, we discuss fashion for gangsters, who can say that someone is a tall glass of water, and what could have been this movie’s bonus webisode. We also reveal our underrated films from the last decade before finding out if Primal Fear stands the Test of Time.
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A group of overweight children, stuck at the world’s worst fat camp, fight back against their nasty head counselor.
This week, we talk about the basics of videotape making, the wrong kind of bankruptcy, and why learning that a tomato is a fruit doesn’t help you slim down. We also geek out about Super Nintendo World (coming to Orlando in 2023!) before deciding if 1995’s Heavyweights stands the Test of Time.
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A young FBI trainee teams up with a serial killer to stop a different serial killer from… you know… serial killing.
In our least romantic Valentine’s Day episode yet, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the sound Chianti makes, the sex tape that ruined night vision, and how a guy who sends a traumatized kid to an orphanage is still considered “decent.” It puts the lotion in the basket as it finds out if The Silence of the Lambs stands the Test of Time.
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A high school nobody becomes a popular athlete after he transforms into a werewolf. So relatable.
Special guest Lauren Miller joins us as we chat about this movie’s terrible character names, ridiculously old students, and infamous — and false — urban legend about a flasher. James says something that could get us sued, Alan confesses to being super lame in high school, and we all find out if 1985’s Teen Wolf stands the Test of Time.
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Two friends just want to get high and eat fast food burgers, but their plans are interrupted by hillbilly swingers, racist cops, and a horny Neil Patrick Harris.
Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss the Ethan Embry fan club, our favorite love montages, and the benefits of authentic diarrhea sounds. Then we find out if Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle stands the Test of Time.
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Mike and Marcus are back and badder than ever as they take on the Cuban cartel.
This week, special guest Aaron Neuman joins us to discuss unrealistic tunnel digging, dads who intimidate their daughters’ dates, and how powerful C-4 really is. We also predict which movies will dominate the 2020 box office before finding out if Bad Boys II stands the Test of Time.
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Two Miami cops have to track down $100 million dollars worth of heroin… and not kill each other in the process.
This week, special guest Aaron Neuman joins us to talk about what this movie has in common with Baywatch, scenes that are literally high octane, and what Michael Bay completists really should be doing with their lives. We also share our mixed feelings about Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker before finding out if Bad Boys stands the Test of Time.
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A Secret Service agent who failed to protect JFK tries to stop a would-be Presidential assassin thirty years later.
This week, we talk about the guys at the carnival who guess your weight, why you shouldn’t tie up a dog inside your house, and how James watches TV like an old man. We also discuss 2019’s franchise reboot bombs before finding out if In the Line of Fire stands the Test of Time.
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A detective in a small town investigates a murder, where the only witness is a giant, slobbering dog.
This week, we talk about an off-brand Lea Thompson, if a dog on a catwalk is ironic, and why every movie needs more Reginald VelJohnson running in slow motion. We also discuss the demise of GameStop before finding out if Turner & Hooch stands the Test of Time.
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A cruise ship capsizes, and a handful of passengers do all they can to survive.
This week, we discuss climbing Christmas trees in high heels, movies that make you hold your breath, and where to pee on a sinking ship (spoiler alert: you can pee anywhere.) We also discuss 2019’s billion dollar blockbusters before finding out if The Poseidon Adventure stands the Test of Time.
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The Empire’s built a second Death Star, but Luke, Leia, and Han are on a mission to restore peace to the galaxy… with some help from the adorable Ewoks (the cutest creatures this side of Baby Yoda!)
This week, we talk about what Leia has in common with Moses, the Empire’s terrible dental plan, and how Jabba’s pet rancor was just living its truth. Then we find out if Return of the Jedi stands the Test of Time.
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Darth Vader and the evil Empire make life unpleasant for our heroes. Luke loses his hand, Han becomes a wall ornament, and Leia kisses her brother on the mouth. (OK, that’s not Vader’s fault, but still…)
This week, we talk about the curious biology of mynocks, the intergalactic equivalent of cell phone reception, and how Darth Vader relaxes after a long day. We also debate the pros and cons of giving in to angry fans, then we discuss all the reasons why The Empire Strikes Back stands the Test of Time.
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A farm boy, a princess, and a scoundrel team up to save the galaxy in what just might be the most influential movie ever made.
The force is with us as we talk about the Jawas’ business model, if space lasers count as ammo, and an absolutely awful idea for a Disney+ show. This *is* the podcast you’re looking for as we discuss the many reasons why 1977’s Star Wars stands the Test of Time.
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A “rapper” tries to romance a small town girl. But they’re very different people: she’s a college-bound honor student, and he’s… Vanilla Ice.
This week, we talk about flying silent motorcycles, inspirational messages to stay in school, and how to pronounce Stüssy. This garbage movie DEFINITELY doesn’t stand the Test of Time, but listen anyway as we make fun of 1991’s Cool as Ice.
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A young man growing up in the Bronx learns about life and love from his best friend, who also happens to be a Mafia boss.
This week, we discuss where to get great Italian food in New York City, the worst ways to die, and James’ good friend Bobby De Niro. We also share our thoughts on digital de-aging before finding out if 1993’s A Bronx Tale stands the Test of Time.
A man who’s afraid of commitment finally meets the woman of his dreams. Unfortunately, she might also be a cold-blooded killer.
This week, we talk about post-coital room service, giving haggis a try, and the people who actually believe tabloids. We also discuss this year’s box office record-breakers before finding out if So I Married an Axe Murderer stands the Test of Time.
A good terminator, who looks a lot like the evil terminator from the first movie, protects a young John Connor from an advanced killing machine.
This week, special guest Bill Belitsky joins us to discuss fractions of casualties, why you shouldn’t hide security guards in men’s bathrooms, and the two times guns and roses are in this movie. Then we find out if Terminator 2: Judgment Day stands the Test of Time.
